Working Poetry Artful Prose
Singular writing for your everyday needs
Personal Writing Services
About Working Poetry Artful Prose
Howdy! My name is Henry. I'm a questionable combination of a hard-core technician who has a Fine Arts degree. I enjoy turning a phrase or two and have been fortunate to do so extensively over the years, both personally and professionally. Perhaps the cat has your tongue, and I can turn some phrases for you with a bit of custom writing.
Go search online for "Writing Services" and you'll find boatloads of companies that will write your master's thesis, doctoral dissertation, or even your term paper. You can hire folks to produce White Papers, industry-specific blogs, and web content.
But what about those more mundane, pesky writing tasks that you must complete and, Oh Yea, it would be keen if they were a pleasant surprise to read. Sure, I love the more "traditional" assignments, but scroll onward and let's see what we can do together.
For the record: I never plagiarize, and I do not use AI-generated writing. If what I present to you is lacking, it is totally My Bad and is all on me.
Writing Services
Ghostwriting
First, let's talk about some of the more familiar "pen-for-hire" services. What is ghostwriting? It is one the most common forms and has been around for centuries. Basically, it refers to authoring a work of some type and then turning over all credit for it to the client. That's right Dear Readers: all credit. Oh sure, you may see a work, usually a famous person's autobiography, that has "As told to..." in the title. But that's the exception. In most cases the ghostwriter is completely uncredited. Additionally, the copyrights are turned over to the client. They can do whatever they wish with your material including modifying or republishing it.
Why might you want a ghostwriter?
- You're just too darned busy being successful and do not have the time to write
- You actually have writing talent and sizzling material but hate writing
- Your writing reads like the ingredients label on a jar of mayonnaise
We can work from a title and an idea, from a rough draft, or from a manuscript ready for proofreading and editing. I'm confident that we can overcome any of the above obstacles and others that we'll think up as we go along. Having trouble actualizing your inspiration? Please trust me. Together we will huddle with your Muse and speak in hushed tones of visions and breathless moments. I want your truth to emerge and not be lost in formality. Don't get me wrong: I enjoy a fairly chummy relationship with the Chicago and AP Style manuals and other standardized rule books. They're nice when called for. But I am also happy to run roughshod over them as needed. If that's what it takes to apply the paddles of literary license, cry "CLEAR", and shock your Inner Voice into a corporal plane, then so be it and let the chips fall as they may. William Safire and Jane Austen will simply have to heave over in their respective graves. I ain't them nor claim to be (if you dig upon my drift). Let's give it a shot.
Proofreading
Proofreading is one of those long-standing, odious tasks in the world of writing that is unlikely to go away any time real soon. It is demoralizingly difficult to effectively proofread one’s own work. Our minds tend to “read” what we meant to write as opposed to what is actually on the page or screen. I cannot tell you how many times I have read and reread a piece of mine five or six times. I often make a point of a final proofing the next day. Okey Dokey, looks ready for primetime. I go ahead and post or send it, and then: Poopers! The first thing I see when I look at it again i.e., when it’s too late to fix, is a typo. Lovely.
The widespread use of autocorrect, which spawns some fascinating errors, has only exacerbated this. I highly recommend turning it off. Spell check helps but will not catch those beauties. Let me provide your proofreading services and lend a fresh set of eyes that have no expectations. If you wish we can also open the door to proofreading and editing. My goal is to assist you in fulfilling your vision and leaving it all on the page.
Training & Instruction Materials
Proper and effective training materials are essential for success in most all fields. While teaching on the job is invaluable, it must be backed up by clear, authoritative documentation that's set forth in a manner that makes sense for the relevant processes and protocols. The same can be said for product instruction manuals. If you want to tick off a customer, or have your product unfairly labeled as defective or of poor quality, send it out with directions that leave the end user with more questions than answers.
It has been my pleasure and privilege to teach and mentor extensively over the years. Nothing will learn you up faster than having to instruct others, especially your peers. I have created dozens of courses, delivered live in a classroom, live online, and built into interactive videos for company-wide LMS platforms. Even when you know a subject well, this type of work frequently involves significant research into statutes, regulations, codes, and accepted SOPs. Creating instructions for software requires oodles of tire-kicking and stress testing with the actual program. The same must be said for product instruction manuals.
Let me help ensure the success of your training programs and products. I will research and work with your in-house resources to distill the technical elements into clear, concise presentations set forth in a logical manner. I promise that I'll be the first to raise my hand if you need someone more qualified than me for your proposal. I mean, I am still not 100% clear on the correct verb conjugations in Azerbaijani. Let's learn 'em up!
Real Estate Listings
Descriptions that produce showings
Yes, you can own the best of both worlds in one property! Come home to the convenience of the Meadow Glen neighborhood and enjoy the serenity of a rural park-like setting sheltered within mature trees and landscaping. At 1234 Forest Road you’ll have 2300sf of beautiful interior, recently refinished wood and slate floors, a crisp open kitchen, and four bedrooms with 2 ½ baths that includes an Owner’s bedroom/bathroom suite.
You can bring out the fine china and set the formal dining room or enjoy the eat-in kitchen with just the family. Pleasant weather beckons you through the sliding glass doors and onto the private deck where the birds will serenade you as you float within the trees. The finished walk-out daylight basement with bar invites the whole gang over, or you can retreat to the private den with its board paneling and gas log masonry fireplace.
The manicured front yard has a curved walkway to escort you around this lovely Colonial, past the side door, and onto the deck stairs. A paved driveway leads you down to a tuck-in garage with ample exterior space for another vehicle. Year-round heat pump comfort, public utilities, and an upgraded 200 amp electrical service ensure relaxed modern living. A ten minute drive to downtown and easy access to the highways promise more time at home and less time commuting. This is a special property that only needs you to complete it.
Let's work together!
What you write about the properties you list for sale can enhance a potential buyer's interest, help deliver the right people, and close the deals you have worked so hard on. But for many Pros it is a chore. You may not write as well as you'd like, or you just may be too busy being a successful Realtor®.
I've spent 30+ years in the real estate field as an old house restorer, inspector, and as the Director of Training for a major national home inspection firm. I understand your concerns and speak fluent House. Tell me what your listing is all about. I can visit and work from my photos or I can use yours. Sold!
Staff Biographies
Company & Practice Websites
Company & Practice Websites
Company & Practice Websites
Make the "About Us" tab on your website speak to your customers and clients with flair. Help them understand your value proposition and the individuals who make it happen!
In-House Directories
Company & Practice Websites
Company & Practice Websites
Build company cohesiveness, morale, and dedication to your core values and mission statement. Strengthen the lines of communication and your teams will deliver!
Professional Brochures
Company & Practice Websites
Professional Brochures
Don't neglect the old-fashioned ways. Not everyone is online all the time. Give folks something to hold in their hand and stick on the fridge. They'll be more likely to tell a friend about you!
Personal Writing
Toasts
Eulogies & Obituaries
Eulogies & Obituaries
I'm sure we have all been to at least one wedding that was notable by the long, embarrassing, rambling, and overly personal toast by the Best Man or Maid of Honor. Too much alcohol is usually involved. Oh wait......that was me and I wasn't fried. I just didn't prepare my toast. Don't be like that guy (me). I'd be honored to assist you in composing a tribute that friends and family will remember for all of the right reasons.
Eulogies & Obituaries
Eulogies & Obituaries
Eulogies & Obituaries
Eulogies and obituaries can be tough. Even if it's a wake or a "Celebration of Life" you want to hit the right notes and tone. It can be both painful and draining. Please allow me to better know the person you are honoring. Together we can make this a more healing experience. Being prepared and knowing that your words are true and speak your heart can be a blessing that lifts the burden of the moment and lightens your soul.
Apologies
What Else?
What Else?
Apologies are one of civilization's necessary evils. Maybe it's a case of "I mean, you know.........I don't even like that guy, but I know I have to apologize." Don't be a Weenie. I can help you strike the right tone so the recipient can't detect your insincerity. Suck it up and move on.
Or maybe you definitely messed up, feel awful about it, and really want to make amends. Together we'll find the right words. All is forgiven: come home, come home.
What Else?
What Else?
What Else?
I am totally open to suggestions. If you have a writing task you'd like help with, just give me a shout. Invitations? Letters to the Editor? Looking to start a blog and want some guidance? Do you have to give a speech, or just want to have the right words when you meet and greet new people? The worst that can happen is I'll have to pass. I'll do my best to point you in the right direction. I appreciate it either way. Write on!